Flight #5

So it turns out on short internal flights in Turkey it is illegal to use an ipod once the plane driver has told you that it is okay to not have a seat belt on. Nor are you able to use a camera, so the two people next to me yelled in Turkish. So I turned both off (well the ipod, because the camera wasn't even on) shut my eyes to pass the time, only to be woken up by an air steward - to check that I actually had ipod and camera off. The people in my row had dobbed on me. Imagine if they had been sitting next to the Russian prostitute from Flight # 4! I'm not entirely sure that would have ended pleasantly.