The girl next to me I think was a Russian prostitute. Taxing out from Dubai she wouldn't turn off her iphone. She was on facebook as we were taking off, and she refused to stow her fake designer bag under the seat. She put it on the seat between us and took up all the extra room. I hated that Russian girl, with her bright pink toenails and patent leather white healed sandals.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Flight #4
The girl next to me I think was a Russian prostitute. Taxing out from Dubai she wouldn't turn off her iphone. She was on facebook as we were taking off, and she refused to stow her fake designer bag under the seat. She put it on the seat between us and took up all the extra room. I hated that Russian girl, with her bright pink toenails and patent leather white healed sandals.
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oh lordy! Planes are such confined spaces, that always seem to typify that Seinfeld quote "People, they're the worst!"
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