Let me set the scene...things have been pretty busy at the yellow house, and there has been an air of awkwardness (bordering on crapness). To cheer the house up, I went and bought a stack of seafood as a treat and opened up a nice bottle of Croser.
I was peeling prawns and then got to the pretty yabbie. Hello yabbie, wouldn't it be funny if I took some photos with you and the yellow house dog.
Look Barney - here is your new pet, the yabster.
Hey Barney - give the yabster a kiss.
After about two minutes of posing, the yabster violently arches his back and thrusts forward...suddenly coming to life. I toss him on the floor and somehow manage to record the ensuing drama. RIP yabster.