What the 90 plus year olds are talking about

I spent the morning with my 92 year old friend. Here is the top ten topics of the outing:

1. The cost of bananas

2. My terrible cough

3. How that lady looks like a man wearing that hat

4. The weather

5. How nice my car is

6. The cost of bananas

7. How little my ears are

8. That cafe latte are tasty

9. How sometimes she sees Barney lying on the grass when it is too cold to be lying on the grass

10. That bananas are terribly expensive.